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Baby If You Smoke
Words and Music by Jonny Olsen|
Pull out your pack take a stack from the rack Smoke out big wack till you cough and you hack Then your gums turn black and your teeth get plack Then you fall in your sack and get sick and then you yack Well you go insane if it planes to your brain Everything you eat just tastes all the same 'Cause it ain't no game like running in the rain When you smoke too much you get nothing but pain 'Cause you can't get enough of all that stuff Smoke a but everyday it will make you really tough You grab it in your hands and you shove it in your trap Don't worry about your health just smoke it like that Like that Chorus: That's where it's at When you smoke it like that Baby if you smoke, you will choke It's no joke, so take a toke, you will croak Now smoke a big log like a really big hog Make a lot of fog as you blow it out your nog Your arteries clog when you trog at a jog The frog in the bog puts a hole in your cog Your lungs were pink but now they're on the brink Of sounding like a sink with a really bad clink But it's not all that just like you would think You walk all around with a really nice stink 'Cause you can't get enough of all that stuff Smoke a but everyday it will make you really tough You grab it in your hands and you shove it in your trap Don't worry about your health just smoke it like that Like that Chorus You look really cool when you weeze and you drool And you don't give a jewel if you feel like a fool And you stand on your stool and you think that you rule Over a pool of mules and really dumb fools But you feel a big thrill when you sit really still On the top of your hill as you smoke a big bill But it takes a lot of will to smoke not a nill 'Cause if you don't really know cigarettes can kill 'Cause you can't get enough of all that stuff Smoke a but everyday it will make you really tough You grab it in your hands and you shove it in your trap Don't worry about your health just smoke it like that Like that Chorus |
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